MY BANK ACCOUNTS IDENTIFY AS TAX HAVEN. | Fantasy Finance Meme Tee – Unisex T-Shirt – MEME IS LIFE™

"MY BANK ACCOUNTS IDENTIFY AS TAX HAVEN."
Unfortunately, identity ≠ balance.
This tee is the perfect blend of delusion and dark humor — a declaration of financial freedom with zero cents to back it up. It’s for the dreamers, the sarcastic hustlers, and everyone whose net worth is mostly in vibes.

💸 Ideal for broke billionaires, crypto survivors, or anyone investing in memes.
📉 Reality may be broke, but your sarcasm is offshore.

Introducing our Unisex Ultra Cotton Tee, a perfect blend of comfort and versatility. This tee not only feels soft against your skin, but also showcases a playful message that brings a smile and adds a fun twist to your wardrobe. Ideal for casual outings, lounging at home, or dressing up for a laid-back event, this shirt suits anyone looking to express their personality with style. Perfect for gifting during holidays like Christmas, Father's Day, or Birthdays, and is especially relevant for fans of memes and witty humor. Embrace a lighthearted vibe in your everyday life or share it with loved ones!

Product features
- Made without side seams to reduce waste and enhance attractiveness.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape over time.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the seams, preventing stretching.
- Crafted from ethically sourced, environmentally-friendly cotton for durability.
- Bigger size offers extra comfort for relaxed fit.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 2000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Do not tumble dry, Do not iron, Do not dryclean